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Bernie's avatar

Liking this based on the title alone

Ben Rayner's avatar

Ah! You got me! A little early for April fools

JOHN WAGNER's avatar

Saw it coming a mile away and enjoyed the ride immensely. :)

Fabien Ninoles's avatar

That's a great framework you got there! Can I suggest a name? Let's call it "Huddle" from the formation American football players take when discussing their next strategy. I'm sure using such a sport metaphor will do great and make your method very popular and understandable by everyone.

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Robert Kalweit's avatar

HA! You tricked me into reading this. And it worked.

It's a nice collection of anti-patterns you rounded up in the first part of the story. Horrible. I immediately despise the people who contribute to a deterioration and those who could fight it, but let it happen. Good Scrum dies slowly and quietly if it's allowed to.